Funky Monkeys Trade Meat for Sex

 

Being the dedicated blogger that I am, I try to keep my ear to the ground for important happenings around the world. So when I was reviewing Johannesburg’s daily newspaper, and found today’s article with the headline “Meat means some funky monkey”, I knew I had to share it. Why? Because I thought it might get some of you in the mood…for our groovin’ online slot Funky Monkey.

According to the article, German researchers have discovered that female chimpanzees are more likely to mate with males who share their food with them. Their report states: “We found that females copulated more frequently with males who shared meat with them at least on one occasion, than with males that never shared meat with them.” They go on to state that these findings could shed light on male/female interaction in the human species. Now, I’m no sociologist, but from my own experience I can tell you that nothing improves ones chances of sex on a date than taking a woman to Sizzler.

Feel like experiencing some funky monkeys yourself? They don’t have sex, and I’m pretty sure they’re vegetarian, but the apes in our online slot Funky Monkey will be-bop their way into your heart and, if you’re lucky, score you some cash too.

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