A family living near Bob Dylan’s swank Malibu mansion have filed a complaint that the odor coming from a portable toilet on his property is making them sick. Apparently the toilet is used by the bodyguards who watch over his pad. Bodyguards? A mansion? I guess things have come a long way from the days when the only way the folk singing High Rollers stunk up the neighborhood was by smoking pot.

According to reports, Bob Dylan himself is too much of a Big Shot to actually respond to the complaint…or even to buy some air freshener for his neighbors. The media asked Malibu Mayor Andy Stern if he was going to get involved in the dispute, leading to this response: “I really have not involved myself in Bob Dylan’s toilet, and by the way I haven’t involved myself in anyone else’s toilet in Malibu.”

Just goes to show that just because you enjoy Fame & Fortune doesn’t mean that your port-o-let don’t stink.

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