Kevin Federline doesn’t let a complete lack of talent stop him from making millions of dollars. First, he married his way into a Hollywood lifestyle by hooking up with, and impregnating, Britney Spears. Then, K-Fed got a record deal, based entirely on his fame from being Mr. Spears. And now, the guy has managed to eat his way to a multi-million dollar endorsement deal for a weigh-loss product called EP-2.

He’s come a long way from his svelte days as a tank-top loving backup dancer. But with a new weight-loss reality show on the way, and the EP-2 endorsement deal, will we be seeing a newer, skinnier K-Fed in the near future? If you’re like me, you don’t really care. Personally, I’m just bitterly jealous that nobody has offered me a seven figure payday just to choke down some of their miracle pills and shed a few pounds.

Of course, I don’t need a corporate sponsor for my exercise plan. All I do is dial up my favorite online slot machine, set it on Autoplay so I don’t have to do anything, then do squats in front of the computer until I hit a bonus round. Luckily, I seem to hit the bonus quite often, so I never get too tired. Want to try to lose weight my way? Then get started at Silver Oak today:

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Peter Alexander

With over ten years experience as an online writer and content specialist, Peter has written for a wide variety of clients and industries. At various points, he has helped define the online voice for clients such as Nintendo, Nike’s Jordan brand and Electronic Arts. For the last number of years, he has specialized in writing for the online gaming world, for clients such as Bodog and Silver Oak Casino.