So guys and gals, one of the most famous starlets in the world is officially on the market. In fact, Lindsay Lohan recorded a dating video to try and find herself a new mate. Apparently she hopes to find someone who will give her the love she deserves, without all the fights, car chases and restraining orders. Of course, any suitable candidate will have to be prepared for all the Fame and Fortune (or at least the fame) that goes with dating Hollywood’s biggest trainwreck.

Actually, the video was recorded for Funny or Die, as a spoof of eHarmony dating profiles. So while Lindsay’s rocky romance with Sam Ronson may be dead in the water, Lindsay hasn’t quite resorted to online dating. Yet. Though after all those hot-mess moments that show up daily on TMZ, you gotta wonder who would be crazy enough to try romance with the fiery redhead. Maybe her and Britney have a chance?

Lindsay does get points for not being afraid to poke fun at herself. In the video, she calls herself “a workaholic, a shopaholic and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic.” She also makes fun of her love of partying and her dislike of underwear. Are you hoping for some Hollywood glamor, but without having to date a crazy person? Play Fame and Fortune now.

Peter Alexander

With over ten years experience as an online writer and content specialist, Peter has written for a wide variety of clients and industries. At various points, he has helped define the online voice for clients such as Nintendo, Nike’s Jordan brand and Electronic Arts. For the last number of years, he has specialized in writing for the online gaming world, for clients such as Bodog and Silver Oak Casino.