Could Miley Cyrus be the next LiLo?

Well, we will at least be entertained and mortified for the next few years by her train wreck antics. What happened to our sweet little girl?

A video of teen superstar Miley Cyrus went viral last week and her papa Billy Ray took to his Twitter account explaining, “I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I’m so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.”

Now, Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, is dishing out some advice to Billy Ray.

He explains, “Divorce does mess up kids,” Lindsay’s dad told me after he saw the Miley video. “But divorce can work if both parents try to get along and don’t use their children as pawns. Ask any professional about that, especially Dina She knows all about using kids as pawns and dragging them into her dirt.”

Last week Dina, Lindsay’s mother and Michael’s ex told reporters that Michael should stop spending his cash on Botox and pay child support for his minor children. She claimed that she filed paper in regards to this issue.

Michael went on to say more about his famous daughter and ragged on his ex-wife, although he promised not to.

Sigh.

As for Miley, she is still in the midst of her bong scandal and wasted absolutely not time and hit the clubs with her ‘So Undercover’ costar Kelly Osbourne in New Orleans. Apparently it was just a fun girls night out– Miley and her girlfriends were only drinking Red Bull.

Good Miley, you are learning!

Moving on, Miley’s little debacle has also enormously helped the sales of Salvia. According to various sources, sales have nearly tripled since Friday. According to one report, consumers are walking into California stores where Saliva is sold and specifically asking for “the stuff that Miley was smoking.”

Finally, Bill O’Reilly viciously called out Miley Cyrus yesterday evening on his show. He growled at her reprehensible actions and called her “pathetic.” He also officially called for her to her reign as a role model.

Wowza. Actually, we couldn’t agree more in this case. We’ve seen this before… It’s only a matter of time before she loses her marbles in a very public and tragic manner.