Ever since Johnny Depp brought sexy back to the world of professional pirating, I’ve been a little bitter. My girlfriend (sorry ladies, I’m taken) has started forcing me to wear an eye patch and other swashbuckling paraphernalia around the house (bedroom). Which wouldn’t be that big a deal except for the fact that all those parrot droppings have ruined a bunch of my shirts. So it was with mixed feelings that I sat down to play Goldbeard.

But I’m happy to report that I won some (imaginary) money, had some good times, and at no point did my girlfriend fall in love with Goldbeard. It’s a Real Series online slot machine, which means you can generally expect fun graphics, a progressive jackpot and a lucrative bonus feature. And Goldbeard doesn’t disappoint on any of those fronts. In fact I seemed to hit the bonus feature quite a bit when I was taking it on a test cruise. Unlike some online slots, there’s no special bonus game when you hit the feature. But you do get lots of free spins (up to 24 of ’em) and all prizes are tripled so the winnings can add up pretty fast.

The only thing that challenged me about this game was that it was sometimes hard to follow the action with only one eye. So I would advise removing any eye patches you might happen to be wearing before you sit down to play this game. Want to give it a few spins yourself? Play Goldbeard now.

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Peter Alexander

With over ten years experience as an online writer and content specialist, Peter has written for a wide variety of clients and industries. At various points, he has helped define the online voice for clients such as Nintendo, Nike’s Jordan brand and Electronic Arts. For the last number of years, he has specialized in writing for the online gaming world, for clients such as Bodog and Silver Oak Casino.