Who’s Going to Win at the Oscars?

We’re only a few days away from the biggest, schmooziest night on the Hollywood calendar. And if you’re like me, you’re thinking, “I’m probably not going to actually win an Oscar (even one for Best Costume Design) but there must be a way for me to actually get that winning feeling on Sunday night.” And there is. Because we have a couple online slots that will get you in the mood for all the long speeches, crazy gowns and celeb couples like Brangelina, TomKat and DemiKutch.

The first game we have that will get you feeling Oscar-y is Big Shot. It has a Hollywood movie star theme, and even features a suspiciously Oscar-reminiscent Scatter symbol that unlocks the bonus game. A couple spins on this slot and you’ll forget all about Joan Rivers’ scathing fashion critiques and how you lost at your Academy Award pool because you didn’t predict Slumdog Millionaire would win everything (that’s right, you heard it here first).

But if watching the Oscars has you feeling like today’s mega stars ain’t got nothing on the glamorous idols of yester-year, then you might prefer to try Fame and Fortune. It has a similar theme, but celebrates ye olden days of Tinseltown, before paparazzi and Miley Cyrus.

Or if the whole Oscars thing leaves you cold, might I suggest getting yourself a cold beverage or seven and spending your Sunday evening with the TV off and the Roulette table on.